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Dec. 14th, 2030 10:40 pm
badhairlifetime: (Default)


HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED- What exactly am I supposed to say here? AT this is Angua, at the police station, plea- PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. After the what? Oh- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


[OoC: Use this post as a means of contacting Angua. Whether it be for police business or just to chat! It can be action, call, or, well, needless to say, she can't text, but you could totally leave a note on her desk, or something.]
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This is the traditional concrit entry. Seriously, any advice or pointing out what I'm doing wrong would be fantastic and accepted fully. I'll try to use what I get, because this is the first time I've written a specific character for Terry Pratchett's works.

This is also an entry for permissions. Angua's a werewolf and it would be putting it lightly to say that she has a good sense of smell. So she can tell things that you may or may not want other people to know about your character. If you do not want her to know that your character is a vampire/secretly the other sex/covered in human blood all the time/not a fan of showers, say so here, and I'll make it so that she won't.

Or you could just make sure that your character buys aniseed perfume and peppermint cologne. This is also for any plotting. My contact is in the profile, but if you wanna contact me here instead, be my guest.
badhairlifetime: (Happiness is a warm dogbed)
Because everyone loves footnotes.

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badhairlifetime: (Default)
This is the traditional concrit entry. Seriously, any advice or pointing out what I'm doing wrong would be fantastic and accepted fully. I'll try to use what I get, because this is the first time I've written a specific character for Terry Pratchett's works.

This is also an entry for permissions. Angua's a werewolf and it would be putting it lightly to say that she has a good sense of smell. So she can tell things that you may or may not want other people to know about your character. If you do not want her to know that your character is a vampire/secretly the other sex/covered in human blood all the time/not a fan of showers, say so here, and I'll make it so that she won't.

Or you could just make sure that your character buys aniseed perfume and peppermint cologne. This is also for any plotting. My contact is in the profile, but if you wanna contact me here instead, be my guest.
badhairlifetime: (The eyes of similarity)
[Video Post]

I'd hope that at this point it might be obvious, but I tend not to make it practice to rob butcher shops while singing, as I am part of the Police Force here. And if anyone thinks they can get away with it while they're un-cursed, you'll have me to face. Even if you are terribly incompetent. [Pointed look at the camera. Yes, she means you, Orange.]

These plants are familiar, but ultimately they just require you to exercise caution. Please do so.

[/Video Post]

[OoC: I AM SO SORRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE 11TH TODAY. Please to be backdating to yesterday, thank you!]
badhairlifetime: (Do you feel lucky punk?)
Shy Freddy (feat. Uma Thurman)

[Action Post]

Angua busts into a butcher shop, kicking down the door. She's got a very menacing looking bow and arrow locked in place. Like one pull of the trigger could blow everything outward. Next to her stands an [livejournal.com profile] orangetoughguy coming in to stand next to her, with an obviously smaller weapon. He's wearing some sort of anchor-patterned scarf. She, however, appears to be giving orders, this seems to be their usual interaction, and soon she's singing instructions, like a boss into a PA system, which just happens to be her network device.

[Voice Post]

"This is a stick-up, so you'd better cut it out,
give us your money, don't even think of trying to shout.
Your meat ain't what we want, so guy in the corner, better drop that box that's in front of your pants,
we don't want that sort of gift, or do you want me to fire, you'll have to learn on the spot how to dance.
Don't give us no meat, we'll only throw it on the ground, so you'd better get ready.
Go on and load up all that money, we'll go and hit up some movie with a wardrobe later, maybe, Ronnie?
Well now it's time for your role, go on and make sure they're all doing their job,
don't let them get away, don't let them form any ol' mob."

[/Voice Post]

She stops singing, looking pointedly at her partner, waiting for him to get up on this.

[/Post]

[OoC: Try and find all of the Lonely Island refs in this post and any future threads therein! Also, I apologize for the song, THIS IS SO NOT MY GENRE. >8]
badhairlifetime: (Default)
[Video Post]

[Angua is saluting on camera.]

It's been an honor being able to serve here in the City.

[/Video Post]

[About an hour later, edited]

[Voice Post]

[Her words come off as sincere, but it sounds as though it's a struggle to keep them reigned in.]

Thank you for committing crimes, and being generally difficult, as it gives us something to police around he-[The last word is bitten off as she cuts the transmission.]

[/Voice Post]
badhairlifetime: (This IS my nice face)
[Voice Post]

I am finding this place to be less amusing by the minute. I have seen nothing to indicate that you lot can get out, but I think that, perhaps, I am not really under the same category.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: Angua's her haughty werewolf self as of when she was still living in Uberwald with her family pack. Also wolf icons don't necessarily mean wolf form unless specified.]
badhairlifetime: (Just another average night)
[Video Post]

I won't say that I'm not still looking for anyone that's from the Disc, but I'm also keeping an eye on all of you to make sure that you behave. Just be sure to listen to what the citizens here say and try not to invade their personal space too much.

[/Video Post]

[OoC: Don't tell her that she's from a fictional series? Other'n that, anything goes! And I wasn't going to do the same sort of video, but screw it, it's my entry and no one cares anyway. And seriously, he's amazing.]
badhairlifetime: (Default)
[Action Post]

[A wolf is sitting on the edge of the City. It looks annoyed. Not angry, ready-to-attack annoyed, but more along the lines of if-anyone-says-anything-they-will-regret-it.

At least, probably. It's a little hard to tell under the nearly 10 inches of fluffy fur that it's sporting.]


[/Action Post]

[OoC: Because this is clearly the most likely winter outfit for her. Thick fur. Even though it's not full moon, and it's not intentional, the curse has made her Change into her outfit. *rimshot* I couldn't help but think of this video while writing this.]
badhairlifetime: (Fight or flight?)
[Voice Post]

It's like being colorblind. It's really not all as inconvenient as it could be. I can still do my job, after all.

Although, after I caught up with a theif last night, I seemed to have gotten- [a small pause, in which she tries to translate nose senses into color] orange back. I can still see it today. Presumably one has to do with the other.

Not that I'm suggesting that regular citizens attempt to catch criminals. Please don't.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: Because everyone knows that orange=excitement of being a cop amirite?

i am not]
badhairlifetime: (This IS my nice face)
[Video Post]

[Well. There it is. A wolf. Sitting in Angua's room. It is giving the camera a rather indifferent look, one that says, "Really?" if it could talk. Fortunately, however, its expression isn't the only thing that can talk. And it begins speaking with what is clearly Angua's voice.]

Well. At least I can talk.

Still. I can't say as I'm impressed. I'll still be on duty, but don't expect any paperwork from me today, Chief.

[/Video Post]
badhairlifetime: (Say what? Did you really just-)
[Voice Post]

I'm glad that nightmare curse is over, as it seemed to cause a lot of problems among everyone, but I can hardly say that it was the hardest thing we've been doled this month. At least no one was punching anyone anymore, then again, that one was due to a specific brand of stupidity. Really, who decides to punch the deities?

But I think perhaps the hardest is seeing Sam Tyler and Chris Skelton leave the City. They shall be missed.


[/Voice Post]

Left on Cameron Lynde's desk, with a note: Det. Tyler asked for the report, figured you would want it, as it might be especially useful now.

In the beginning, the Special Task Force was organized through the Captain of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. Our first recruit volunteered due to his proficiency in a unique sort of strength. He was taken on as a permanent member of the Task Force because of this, as well as his specific knowledge of magical containment. He was sworn in, and given a run-down of the basic rules of being on the force. He showed willing time and time again to show up when we needed him for his talents, or sometimes when we just needed an extra hand.

After we saw that he worked out well in our force, we let it be known that we would be willing to hire someone up in the special forces unit. In cases where there were helpful people that we felt could help us with something we were missing, and were actually interested in assisting us, as opposed to taking us down from the inside, we went through the same process as the full-time officers.

They receive the same pay as a starting lance-constable, but only on the days that they work. If they show good progress, repeated help, or an extreme assist when needed, then they might ascend rank, no higher than Corporal.

Most of the Special Task Force were not needed for emergency purposes, and could be contacted by traditional messages. In case of emergency, however, there was a clacks system method that set off a message to certain guards with bells who would run around alerting anyone in the immediate area who was trained, that they were needed.

[OoC: She's not mentioning that Sam and Chris were Police Force because she doesn't want the general public to know that the force is low. Also, pretend that the report goes on, and is more in-depth, because this is lacking as I really only remember the Librarian, Downspout, and Swires from the task force.]
badhairlifetime: (Well this is new)
[Video Post]



This is a warning to all units that if you see anyone in my normal body, that is, Angua's, that they are not actually me. I'm under quite an unusual curse today.

And to the person that owns this body usually, I think we should have a talk. I'm not quite used to all of its [pause to contemplate phrasing-] features quite yet. And I'm certain you'll need help with mine.

[/Video Post]

[OoC: Backdated to way earlier this morning, please! Body swapped with [livejournal.com profile] greatergone for today.]
badhairlifetime: (The eyes of similarity)
[Voice Post]

I think I've the general idea of this by now. Is there anything more to it than two days of people we've usually never met before and will likely not meet again, outside of this curse?

Please make a note not to crowd the doorways, or to trample anyone.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: Do not mention that she or her life is from a series. Other than that, GO CRAZY! Also, Food, sponsored by Veridian Dynamics, from the series Better Off Ted. It's my favourite ad.]
badhairlifetime: (I could play if you want me to)
[Voice Post]

I'd intended on at least attempting this ridiculous wish fulfillment thing earlier on in the week, but two of the outside worlds proved difficult to maneuver, or at least breath in. This one seemed more familiar to me, at least, but they've done dragons already. At least these actually breath fire now.

A lot of the other races aren't exactly what I'm used to, but then again, the other races aren't exactly used to me.

[Voice Post]
badhairlifetime: (Hiding in the grass)
[Action/Video Post]

[Angua is outside, low to the ground, on all fours. She appears to have stepped on her device on her way down. Yes, in her human form, and yes fully dressed. At the edge of the video, you can see a bird, not a small one, idly preening itself. She very slowly stalks it, getting closer, until she's about three feet away. And then, as she starts to leap at it, she opens her mouth to give a yowl, the last thing it will hear-]

Bark!

[-and not only does the bird fly away, she actually startles herself, and runs towards a tree, stepping on her device again, turning it off.]

[OoC: Feel free to ask me whatever you'd like about cats and behavior! I could even tell you what drugs to use for worms, because I am a Crazy Cat Lady who has been through literally one hundred cats. Also, I was late to HMD, but I am still participating for anything you'd like to crit me on.]
badhairlifetime: (Just another average night)
[Voice Post]

Look. It's not as though we don't appreciate the effort, but no, we don't need more people on the police force right now. If you're that serious then you can apply again tomorrow. The force will consider any applications still in queue then, but until midnight, the doors are closed to job offers. It's not up for negotiation, I've had too many narrow misses of people messing up weapons training today.

On another note, we're running low on bandages in the first aid kit.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: She's talking about NPCs. Also, the bandages? Were for their own injuries, mostly self-inflicted.]

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