She can be a real bitch

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[Angua is saluting on camera.]

It's been an honor being able to serve here in the City.

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[About an hour later, edited]

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[Her words come off as sincere, but it sounds as though it's a struggle to keep them reigned in.]

Thank you for committing crimes, and being generally difficult, as it gives us something to police around he-[The last word is bitten off as she cuts the transmission.]

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This is a warning to all units that if you see anyone in my normal body, that is, Angua's, that they are not actually me. I'm under quite an unusual curse today.

And to the person that owns this body usually, I think we should have a talk. I'm not quite used to all of its [pause to contemplate phrasing-] features quite yet. And I'm certain you'll need help with mine.

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[OoC: Backdated to way earlier this morning, please! Body swapped with greatergone for today.]

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[Angua is recognizable, but it is difficult to place her at first, because she is paler than usual, dressed all in black, complete with a cloak. She speaks with a thick accent.]

I do not know vhat is goink on, but I do not vish to speak like zis or to dress in zis manner. It is not under my control today, but it appears to be ze only thing zhat is affekted. I vill not let it prevent me from beink on duty today. I refuse to allow myself to be side-tracked by zis [there is a considerable pause] curse. [As she emphasizes the word, a flash of lightning strikes in the background, seemingly within her room, and thunder rolls.]

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[OoC: She's from Uberwald, land of the stereotypical vampires, werewolves, dwarves, and other generally non-human creatures of the night. This is a fun curse. >3 Also this would have been up yesterday, but my router crapped out. Fixing it tonight, so expect late tags.]

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It's been one hectic month. And that's not even counting the curses. Yesterday's seemed familiar, though, I think we had it the other month, as well. Not even a year, and the City's already repeating? I'd like to hope that we can go back to whatever our sense of normalcy is, but who knows?

At any rate, I have a request. I'd like to learn how to properly write on, and use, this device. I'm willing to pay, if you're willing to teach.

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[OoC: The curse isn't technically the same, but she's seen the 'people stealing from each other' before and thinks that it is.]

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Well, I'm starting to figure this place out, in that I'm not sure that anyone can figure this place out. This is a rather bad situation, but I suppose that it could be worse. After all, I can be a policeman again, and I'm not going to miss out on anything when I go back home. Can anyone actually confirm this? Or at least if you've known people that can say it's true.

I've been walking the streets a bit, to understand how the city is supposed to look and everything. I was wondering about some of the restaurants around here. I'm pretty much a vegetarian and was curious as to which have all meatless options and which don't. You know the sort, the ones that even have live chickens in the back sometimes. Ha ha. Those are the sort I'll definitely want to avoid.

And I don't know what this wheel is doing here, but when I walked by it, it spit out a piece of paper that said "Today's moral: If you bathe a dog, the end result helps the neighborhood. If you bathe a cat, the end result helps your doctor." This is obviously one of the curses that I read about, but
this is odd.

[OoC: That city is lowercase on purpose, fyi. And get the moral? Cause the cat'll totally scratch and bite you! . . . Okay, I'm not funny. =_=]