badhairlifetime: (The eyes of similarity)
[Video Post]

I'd hope that at this point it might be obvious, but I tend not to make it practice to rob butcher shops while singing, as I am part of the Police Force here. And if anyone thinks they can get away with it while they're un-cursed, you'll have me to face. Even if you are terribly incompetent. [Pointed look at the camera. Yes, she means you, Orange.]

These plants are familiar, but ultimately they just require you to exercise caution. Please do so.

[/Video Post]

[OoC: I AM SO SORRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE 11TH TODAY. Please to be backdating to yesterday, thank you!]
badhairlifetime: (Do you feel lucky punk?)
Shy Freddy (feat. Uma Thurman)

[Action Post]

Angua busts into a butcher shop, kicking down the door. She's got a very menacing looking bow and arrow locked in place. Like one pull of the trigger could blow everything outward. Next to her stands an [livejournal.com profile] orangetoughguy coming in to stand next to her, with an obviously smaller weapon. He's wearing some sort of anchor-patterned scarf. She, however, appears to be giving orders, this seems to be their usual interaction, and soon she's singing instructions, like a boss into a PA system, which just happens to be her network device.

[Voice Post]

"This is a stick-up, so you'd better cut it out,
give us your money, don't even think of trying to shout.
Your meat ain't what we want, so guy in the corner, better drop that box that's in front of your pants,
we don't want that sort of gift, or do you want me to fire, you'll have to learn on the spot how to dance.
Don't give us no meat, we'll only throw it on the ground, so you'd better get ready.
Go on and load up all that money, we'll go and hit up some movie with a wardrobe later, maybe, Ronnie?
Well now it's time for your role, go on and make sure they're all doing their job,
don't let them get away, don't let them form any ol' mob."

[/Voice Post]

She stops singing, looking pointedly at her partner, waiting for him to get up on this.

[/Post]

[OoC: Try and find all of the Lonely Island refs in this post and any future threads therein! Also, I apologize for the song, THIS IS SO NOT MY GENRE. >8]

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