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[Voice Post]

I'm glad that nightmare curse is over, as it seemed to cause a lot of problems among everyone, but I can hardly say that it was the hardest thing we've been doled this month. At least no one was punching anyone anymore, then again, that one was due to a specific brand of stupidity. Really, who decides to punch the deities?

But I think perhaps the hardest is seeing Sam Tyler and Chris Skelton leave the City. They shall be missed.


[/Voice Post]

Left on Cameron Lynde's desk, with a note: Det. Tyler asked for the report, figured you would want it, as it might be especially useful now.

In the beginning, the Special Task Force was organized through the Captain of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. Our first recruit volunteered due to his proficiency in a unique sort of strength. He was taken on as a permanent member of the Task Force because of this, as well as his specific knowledge of magical containment. He was sworn in, and given a run-down of the basic rules of being on the force. He showed willing time and time again to show up when we needed him for his talents, or sometimes when we just needed an extra hand.

After we saw that he worked out well in our force, we let it be known that we would be willing to hire someone up in the special forces unit. In cases where there were helpful people that we felt could help us with something we were missing, and were actually interested in assisting us, as opposed to taking us down from the inside, we went through the same process as the full-time officers.

They receive the same pay as a starting lance-constable, but only on the days that they work. If they show good progress, repeated help, or an extreme assist when needed, then they might ascend rank, no higher than Corporal.

Most of the Special Task Force were not needed for emergency purposes, and could be contacted by traditional messages. In case of emergency, however, there was a clacks system method that set off a message to certain guards with bells who would run around alerting anyone in the immediate area who was trained, that they were needed.

[OoC: She's not mentioning that Sam and Chris were Police Force because she doesn't want the general public to know that the force is low. Also, pretend that the report goes on, and is more in-depth, because this is lacking as I really only remember the Librarian, Downspout, and Swires from the task force.]

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on 2011-08-01 09:26 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
If you want the answer to your question.

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on 2011-08-02 12:32 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
I made sure he'd live forever...

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on 2011-08-02 04:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
How did you make him immortal?

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on 2011-08-02 04:09 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
I can do that because I'm a god.

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on 2011-08-02 09:10 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
You just made him unable to die, just like that?

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on 2011-08-02 09:13 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
...and I kept him in a garden.

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on 2011-08-02 09:42 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
[A bit like the City after all, isn't it?]

Did you do anything when he asked to be released?

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on 2011-08-02 09:43 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
He could find the exit if he really wanted to.

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on 2011-08-02 09:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
He was alright with the arrangement?

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on 2011-08-02 09:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
How did the entire thing start, in the first place?

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on 2011-08-02 09:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
I took him there.

[ After killing his brother... ]

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on 2011-08-02 10:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
Why him, of all people?

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on 2011-08-02 10:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
Because he believed in me.

[ The short answer. ]

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on 2011-08-03 03:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
And Ganymede enjoys the set-up you two have?

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on 2011-08-03 03:11 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
He likes it better than the alternative.

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on 2011-08-03 03:13 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
And you don't give him any- difficulties or obstacles or anything while he's in there?

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on 2011-08-03 03:15 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
No. He can do what he wants there.

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on 2011-08-03 03:27 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
I wouldn't say that you're ideal, but I wouldn't compare you to the deities here, either.

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on 2011-08-03 03:27 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
I don't curse him like they do.

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on 2011-08-03 03:37 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
That's a good thing. Hopefully he continues to believe in you.

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on 2011-08-03 03:38 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heliolatrous.livejournal.com
Of course he does, since I'm real.

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on 2011-08-03 03:50 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] badhairlifetime.livejournal.com
Is he the only one that believes?

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