Twenty Seven Transformations
Dec. 9th, 2011 12:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
badhairlifetimeShy Freddy (feat. Uma Thurman)
[Action Post]
Angua busts into a butcher shop, kicking down the door. She's got a very menacing looking bow and arrow locked in place. Like one pull of the trigger could blow everything outward. Next to her stands an![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
orangetoughguy coming in to stand next to her, with an obviously smaller weapon. He's wearing some sort of anchor-patterned scarf. She, however, appears to be giving orders, this seems to be their usual interaction, and soon she's singing instructions, like a boss into a PA system, which just happens to be her network device.
[Voice Post]
"This is a stick-up, so you'd better cut it out,
give us your money, don't even think of trying to shout.
Your meat ain't what we want, so guy in the corner, better drop that box that's in front of your pants,
we don't want that sort of gift, or do you want me to fire, you'll have to learn on the spot how to dance.
Don't give us no meat, we'll only throw it on the ground, so you'd better get ready.
Go on and load up all that money, we'll go and hit up some movie with a wardrobe later, maybe, Ronnie?
Well now it's time for your role, go on and make sure they're all doing their job,
don't let them get away, don't let them form any ol' mob."
[/Voice Post]
She stops singing, looking pointedly at her partner, waiting for him to get up on this.
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[OoC: Try and find all of the Lonely Island refs in this post and any future threads therein! Also, I apologize for the song, THIS IS SO NOT MY GENRE. >8]
[Action Post]
Angua busts into a butcher shop, kicking down the door. She's got a very menacing looking bow and arrow locked in place. Like one pull of the trigger could blow everything outward. Next to her stands an
orangetoughguy coming in to stand next to her, with an obviously smaller weapon. He's wearing some sort of anchor-patterned scarf. She, however, appears to be giving orders, this seems to be their usual interaction, and soon she's singing instructions, like a boss into a PA system, which just happens to be her network device.[Voice Post]
"This is a stick-up, so you'd better cut it out,
give us your money, don't even think of trying to shout.
Your meat ain't what we want, so guy in the corner, better drop that box that's in front of your pants,
we don't want that sort of gift, or do you want me to fire, you'll have to learn on the spot how to dance.
Don't give us no meat, we'll only throw it on the ground, so you'd better get ready.
Go on and load up all that money, we'll go and hit up some movie with a wardrobe later, maybe, Ronnie?
Well now it's time for your role, go on and make sure they're all doing their job,
don't let them get away, don't let them form any ol' mob."
[/Voice Post]
She stops singing, looking pointedly at her partner, waiting for him to get up on this.
[/Post]
[OoC: Try and find all of the Lonely Island refs in this post and any future threads therein! Also, I apologize for the song, THIS IS SO NOT MY GENRE. >8]
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on 2011-12-10 09:34 am (UTC)Take a picture, trick, go and run to your aunt! I'm gonna blow your fuckin' mind and make you jizz in your pants! Don't get the name twisted 'cause I’m creepin while you're hidin'! Throw my dick on the ground, it's the size of Poseidon!
[Aggressive. Grr.]
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on 2011-12-10 05:46 pm (UTC)[He's bent over, he's laughing so hard]
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on 2011-12-11 01:47 am (UTC)[This would be Chase's face of really-not-wanting-to-know. Pink gets a look that slightly despairingly asks is he with you?
Sigh. And his accomplice has already made some kind of getaway with the cash?]
Listen. Why don't you let the girls get out of here, and I reckon someone can help you bag up some steak.
[Srsly, plz. Meanwhile Chase is squinting a little. Because something is familiar.]
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on 2011-12-11 09:07 pm (UTC)Well hows about you and me go back to my place,
we'll have some hella great sex.
I'll get a celebrational cake when it's over,
and then maybe the baker too, which'll be okay,
because with me there, it's not gay.
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on 2011-12-11 11:02 pm (UTC)And okay. Well. This is interesting in a different way. Hi, Angua.]
Are you planning on robbing the Candlestick Maker after you take in the bakery?
[Sorry. Now the tricky thing is that if he goes with her he then has to get away from her at some point, and she's the one who looks like she might know what she's doing.]
You might have to call your pal off before we can get out of here.
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on 2011-12-11 11:49 pm (UTC)Cute and witty, that's how I take 'em, emphasis on pretty.
[Arm grab. +1 cursed Angua. She snaps, calling to him like a dog.]
Ronnie; down, boy. Time for you to go fuck off, before you screw up any worse, than you already did.
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on 2011-12-12 12:29 am (UTC)And you could slide on it cause you don’t wanna see my left hook! Fucked like a boss, explodin' out but I'm too supercool to look!
[CUT SCENE TO BLACK?!]